Friday, September 2, 2016

Conversations with my 2 and 5 year old children

violet recently celebrated her third birthday(pictures later) her cousins gave her a stuffed pink cat that she absolutely loves and takes everywhere.  This morning I was in the car with my girls when Violet decided to name her toy.

Violet: "mommy, I named my titty-tat Pee-Pee."
Me trying to not laugh: "why did you name your kitty that?"
Violet: "because she's happy."





Seth is loving kindergarten.  He says he really likes playing on the monkey bars, but this morning someone pushed him off and his bottom hurt for a little while afterward.

Seth:  "Mom, after I got pushed off the monkey bars today, God decided to make my butt indestructible."
Me: "oh, so should I have dad spank you to prove that your bum is indestructible?
Seth crawled into my lap and with a pouty face said "Mom, don't let Dad spank me!"

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