Sam is ready for a major Zombie attack.

At least that's the first thing I thought of when he came out with his swords, knife, gun and "whips".  I think he was playing ninja though.  And YES he has two long swords down the front of his pants.  It was a little hard for him to walk.

This afternoon Sam had to fight his Master "because he went crazy and killed that boulder."    His "girlfriend" likes his weapons too.  Her name is Sherleena .  Sam also says "when I went to take the ring to Mordor I remembered who I am.  A HERO!"

 I just love his stories.

And to answer another question, Yes, he has been watching Lord of the Rings lately.  He thinks The Return of the King is funny because "that guy falls into the lava after the ring."  You thought that part was funny too, didn't you?