This morning Sam came into my room and proceeded to tell me the best story ever.
Sam: Mom I have a tool!
me: Oh, you have some pliers (you know...plastic, toy pliers)
Sam: Yep. They chomp, and chomp. Then they kill people!!
me: They don't kill people. It's not nice to kill people!
Sam: They kill Bad people!!
me: Sam, Heavenly Father loves all of his children and we shouldn't kill any of them. Only bad guys kill people.
Sam: MOM! We don't kill kids! Bad guys kill kids.
me: ummmm sure.
Sam: there are no bad guys here, they are in the forest. Bad guys are in the forest, and when I grow bigger and bigger and huge(that's his word for the month) I will go to the forest and kill them! and they will shout "IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT" and they will run away and I will shot them.
me: okay sounds good.
Sam: and you will not lost me. I will come back and you will say "yay Sam" and we will be together.
Then he left the room, still "chomping" his pliers. I love my little story teller!
This is really how the conversation went, and YES I watched Napoleon Dynamite with the boys last week. I think that's where he picked up the "idiot" part.
3 comments:
I heart this oh so much!!! This is why me and Sam are friends
Wow! He's got quite the imagination! I'm blaming his demented mind on Chris.
Seriously...where do kids come up with their material? That was hilarious!
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